Citing our recent display of power, I predict many shots hit tomorrow. I say we enact a penalty for Solo HRs and HRs that are outs. I propose those breaking these rules have to
a) Skip around the bases for all solo shots. (I am talking an arms swinging joyous frolic)
b) Run the bases for a HR out, even though it is an out. (I am talking, fist pumping excited HR trot)
I realize these actions may piss off the other team, but I find them hilarious.
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I support this in theory, though I am concerned other teams would think we were doing it to show them up, rather than to emasculate ourselves. Perhaps we could get a pink batting helmet or rainbow wristbands that the offender would have to wear for his next at-bat (no offense to our female and/or homosexual friends)?
Also, I think we can excuse solo HRs if there are two outs in an inning.
We definitely need something pink for any strikeouts. Apparently the 'buy a round' rule will never be followed.
How about a pink hat, and you have to wear it until the next person strikes out.
Sounds good to me. We'll make Cryan wear it, since that seems to be the strikeout I remember most right now.
I already am in possession of something that might work well..I'll bring it to the next games we have.
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