HR Derby, Utah 5/11

Citing our recent display of power, I predict many shots hit tomorrow. I say we enact a penalty for Solo HRs and HRs that are outs. I propose those breaking these rules have to
a) Skip around the bases for all solo shots. (I am talking an arms swinging joyous frolic)
b) Run the bases for a HR out, even though it is an out. (I am talking, fist pumping excited HR trot)

I realize these actions may piss off the other team, but I find them hilarious.